This one looks like a scanner
This one poaches eggs too
Fucking hamster wheels
This ones see through
This one hangs on the fucking wall
It’s like a flower
Hand held toaster
Need a reminder? write it on your toast
Old school like the old school
WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH
Now you know todays weather
i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
i want this tattoo’d all over my body
i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.