Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.
why must you hurt me this way
That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.
….it all makes sense now.
teachers who don’t force you to show your work
sorry, forgot to clean out the sink
Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean
*purposely looks suspicious to get felt up at the airport*
only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is
literally everyone knows who salvador dali is
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
"who’s mister burns"
HE’S SO DISAPPOINTED