murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

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canadumb:

I don’t get why you all obsess over this show

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someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

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90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
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19920109:

we got skeleton decorations in at my work

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if countries were students

Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
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The countries of Europe (inspired by x)

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rosejarley:

Santana Lopez doesn’t approve

# DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE SOMEONE ELSE WAS WEARING# THAT EXACT SAME DRESS OMF

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bewbin:

i win 

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
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pathogems:

actually my life motto right there ahaha

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dutchster:

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

legalize dog marriage

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