bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

hungarian:

i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

hipsterinatardis:

If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.

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ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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nidoqueeen:


we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

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Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

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child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

cybermeninblack:

if you sing les mis music with me you can’t be all casual and sing like any other song. you must sing wITH THE FIERY PASSION OF THE REVOLUTIONARIES WHO WOULD DIE FOR THEIR COUNTRY WE ARE NO LONGER TEENAGERS WE ARE IN FUCKING FRANCE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES

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tokomon:

if only i could be as happy as her </3

m-s-hellon:

tentacruels:

collilecki:

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

On an iPhone “destiel” autocorrects to “destined” and I think that’s fate

Why did you have to make this about Supernatural

Because everything on tumblr has to go through a Supernatural test in order to find my dash.

imagi-e:

i’m cryinG OMG

imagi-e:

i’m cryinG OMG

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