skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

bandgeek-musicfreak:

ciel-the-neko-overlord:

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This one looks like a scanner

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This one poaches eggs too

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Fucking hamster wheels

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This ones see through

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Awesomeness

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This one hangs on the fucking wall

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It’s like a flower

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Hand held toaster

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Need a reminder? write it on your toast

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Old school like the old school

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WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

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 Now you know todays weather

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful. 

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

surprisebitch:

a highlight of 2013

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

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profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

gurinka:

Source

posted 3 months ago / with 5,706 notes / from / source

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

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