do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
shout out to the time and effort put in by the people who come up with patterns on toilet paper im just gonna wipe my ass with it but thanks
However they spend that money now must be super important though.
sexual orientation: this picture of zachary quinto
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
This is the best post
This photo set popped up just in time.
What does this mean
um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means
Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit.
OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.
Holy fuck are you guys okay