I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
if you sing les mis music with me you can’t be all casual and sing like any other song. you must sing wITH THE FIERY PASSION OF THE REVOLUTIONARIES WHO WOULD DIE FOR THEIR COUNTRY WE ARE NO LONGER TEENAGERS WE ARE IN FUCKING FRANCE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES
On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
On an iPhone “destiel” autocorrects to “destined” and I think that’s fate
Why did you have to make this about Supernatural
Because everything on tumblr has to go through a Supernatural test in order to find my dash.